Precaution of Break-In Thieves

I'm busy working on my PC juz now when my bro who juz got home interrupt my work. He was telling me story sound sth like this...

"Hey, have u ever imagine, one nite when u r in the middle of your sleep, you heard some suspicious cracking sound downstair but u r too scared to go check it out so u r staying in your room. hoping the sound will go away. after 10 or 20 mins laying in bed with ur heart throbbing, all of the sudden there's a loud banging on ur door n some scary man broke in your room and point the knife at you. wat would u do?"

so i told him,
"Give him money."

"Ya ya... after the money, he's going to rape u. wat would u do?"

so i thought wat can i do to fight a strong man with weapon? there's no way to escape rite? so i say,

"Ask him to use condom."

"Damn u... I'm talking sth very serious here coz recently my fren is the victim."

"Hahaha... Hey i'm serious! it's oredi really pitiful to be a victim of the rapist... then can u imagine it will be even worse if the victim got pregnant?" (TOUCH WOOD OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Ok... that's the end of the conversation coz he hit me on my head and broke my favourite hairclip... damn..

ok i'm not insane. i read it from an article ok!