Been Tagged!

RULES: Ten Stupid Question Meme
1. Place a copy of the rules with the not not a meme
2. Answer the ten stupid questions of whoever tagged you
3. Write ten stupid questions for others to answer
4. Tag three people

niki!!! u did a great job! ;(

anyway, here goes the stpd Qs & As:

1. What kind of animal that have 2 legs and bark at people everyday? (hint: u see him/her every Mon - Fri)
Definitely Your boss... haha... mine dun bark, but he expect us to create magics everyday, he thinks Nothing Is Impossible. so... any difference? ;)

2. Why sun flower did not die when there is no sun?
got solar backup system!

3. Why do people say joy stick is not the same as 'kayu gembira'?
of course la, different kind of 'joy' bar...

4. Why can't people sell 100% alcohol?
coz 100% Alcohol-free makes more profit.

5. Why do young people nowadays need to snooze when alarm ring?
coz... young ppl is Fast mar. dun have to tidy bed, no shower, no breakfast, speed on the road, run instead of crawl.. then still manage to reach office n punch card at 8.00am sharp. :)

6. Why do they call it 'pigs can fly' but not 'cows can fly'?
why do we drink cow milk, not pig milk eh? *shrug*

7. Why do computer need Windows?
becos it does not have a door.

8. If i become a striper, what would you do?
wat is a striper? or u mean a stripper?? Ohh Noooooooo...

9. If you are an animal, would you rather be a he-animal or she-animal?
i wan to be a Protected Animal, free accomodation (animal park), free food, free shower, free medical, free activity, wake up late, no work, no worries, served as a VIP. so it doesn't matter he or she kua.

10. Why do you need a 'Fire Lift/Lift Bomba' when in case of fire, people not allow to use lift?
geezz... the last Q is really tough... so, ask the firemen lahh!


My Qs:
(sorry hor, not all r stpd Qs, it makes smart ppl so hard to think of stpd Qs mar... hehehe...)

1. When someone sexy approach and whisper sth into ur ears, wat could it be?
2. Why doesn't the dogs meow and the cats bark?
3. Why is the rainbow shaped in a round curve but not square?
4. Why does the Sun rise from the East and not West?
5. Why do cocoa trees grow cocoa but not coconuts?
6. Why cars run on petrol but not water?
7. Why do we call bulldog a 'bull'dog?
8. Does egg come 1st before chicken, or chicken before egg?
9. When a drunker pour his urine to a jug of beer, how would it taste like?
10.What could be the most stupid thing you ever do?

pleaseee plsss plsss, dun tag me anymore coz i am a very slow thinker. really cracking my head thinking of the stpd Qs... but my brain is totally blank. blank... i've to ask around like a beggar ya know.. arrghh..

n now, i duno who to tag beside Bappy n Mummy... i hope Mummy dun mind i tag a fren of hers. so the conclusion is,

Bappy, Mummy, & Mystique, you have been tagged!!!

sorrrrrryyyy yaa... :D